Ode To The Mustache

Oh mustache
how you have fallen
oh mustache
disgraced you are now
mustache oh mustache
now you do adorn
some silly chatters
looking for porn
Once Wyatt Earp
called you friend
now
Willy Burp has you
he wears you while he wacks
and shows pictures of his lonely crack
or maybe clicking pictures of his thingy
hoping some poor girl will cum and lick
MUSTACHE oh MUSTACHE
i'm glad i shaved you off
oh so very long ago

 

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